1 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:09,485 Wanted to see me, sir? 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,788 Yes, levitt. We're still A little shorthanded. 3 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,852 I'm going to have To ask you to fill in. 4 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:16,760 Something the matter? 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,562 Well, it's my clothes. 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,829 What about them? 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,698 They're not plain... As in... 8 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,466 Plain clothes. I Figured that out. 9 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,434 I can be home and Back in an hour, sir. 10 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,003 Levitt, there's No time for that, 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,305 And it really doesn't Make that much difference. 12 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,607 I beg to differ. 13 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,275 There's no time for Begging, either, levitt. 14 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,911 Yes, sir. I'll just hold those Thoughts until I sense a lull. 15 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,581 I appreciate that. 16 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,815 Come on in here. 17 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,884 Officer, what are you Getting so excited for? 18 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,386 So I made a little mistake. 19 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,854 Yeah you got caught. 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,358 Captain, how are you? 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,661 Mr. Kotterman, not... Here. Another robbery? 22 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,464 Mmm... Fifth time, But with a twist! 23 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,464 We caught one. 24 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:57,333 Congratulations. 25 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,169 Shut up. 26 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,771 His name is calvin j. Kendall. 27 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:02,739 I was walking by Mr. Kotterman's store, 28 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,874 And I kind of peeked In through the window, 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,976 And here's this clown Holding a gun on him. 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,378 Yeah, he was waving it in My face, demanding money. 31 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:13,216 I wasn't demanding. I Was just joking around. 32 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,719 You threatened to Blow my head off! 33 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,822 I-I meant that Figuratively, not literally. 34 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,957 What's that supposed to mean? 35 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:24,461 I don't think I have To answer that. 36 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,262 Wojo, book him. 37 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,330 Yo. 38 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:28,765 - levitt? - sir? 39 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:31,201 Mr. Kotterman, officer levitt Will take your statement. 40 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,269 Can't you just use the One I gave you last time? 41 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,571 I'm afraid not. 42 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,073 Oh, who cares? 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,677 It'll be kind of fun this time. I get to put somebody away. 44 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,245 Nothing personal. You understand. 45 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,514 Yeah, go ahead. Enjoy yourself. 46 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:47,350 Levitt: sir, have a seat. 47 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,953 I, uh, hope you'll forgive The way I'm dressed. 48 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,487 Eh, forget it. 49 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:52,511 Thank you. 50 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,460 Mr. Kendall... 51 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,597 Is it possible we've met before? 52 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,131 Who, me? 53 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:05,368 Not unless you spent some Time up around billings, montana. 54 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:08,304 Billings, montana? No, never been there. 55 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,605 Don't feel bad. 56 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,664 It's kind of like Cleveland with sheep. 57 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,480 Wojo, let's, uh... 58 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,083 Let's run a check On mr. Kendall here. 59 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,018 Sure, barn. On Your feet, kendall. 60 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,253 Come on, come on, come on! 61 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,354 Sit. 62 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:28,091 12th precinct. Wojciehowicz. 63 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,247 Yeah, kogan. 64 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,897 Harris and dietrich Were shot at? 65 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,032 Are they all right? 66 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,535 Okay, they were checking Out a disturbance. Who cares? 67 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,271 Are they all right? 68 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,306 They are. 69 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,476 Well, why didn't you Say so in the first place? 70 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,944 Well, think a minute, kogan! 71 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,979 That should have been the First words out of your mouth. 72 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,114 What's going on? 73 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,682 Harris and dietrich Were shot at. 74 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,917 Are they all right? 75 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,484 They were checking Out this disturbance. 76 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,020 Wojo! 77 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,522 Uh, yeah, they're fine. 78 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,356 Thank you! 79 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,548 Kogan? Kogan? 80 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,998 Kogan will fill you In on the details... 81 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,200 As soon as he finishes laughing. 82 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,303 Come on. Go on. 83 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,327 Barney: kogan? 84 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,342 In here, harpo. 85 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,944 Listen. Please Don't be mad at me. 86 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,345 I couldn't stand it if You were mad at me. 87 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:30,546 Man, look, 88 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,683 I do not care if you Have psychotic episodes, 89 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:37,086 But for god's sake, Don't whine about them. 90 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,188 You guys all right? 91 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,924 Oh, yeah... Fine. 92 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:44,127 Couldn't be better, Captain. Yourself? 93 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,328 What happened? 94 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,996 Well, we answered That disturbance call 95 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,465 And found this sick Human being going bananas 96 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:50,799 On a subway platform. 97 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:53,502 He was trying to force People to get into single file 98 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:54,904 Going to the subway. 99 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,473 He was prodding them with The barrel of this revolver. 100 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,908 Well, you see, I had to. 101 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,544 You see, people kept jumping And shoving into each other. 102 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,778 I had to step in. 103 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,480 Someone would have Been hurt if I didn't. 104 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,116 You just settle Down, mr., uh...? 105 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,416 Nicholas baskin. 106 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,352 Mr. Baskin is an air-traffic Controller, barney. 107 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,088 - ah. - "Ah," what? 108 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,723 All that garbage You read in the papers 109 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,658 About we're all going to Flip out sooner or later? 110 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,327 We can't handle that Kind of pressure? 111 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,595 Too much responsibility? Is that what you meant? 112 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:20,796 Is that what's going on 113 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,731 Behind that smug Little "Ah" of yours? 114 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,355 Well? 115 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,305 Um, mr. Baskin, sergeant Harris will take your statement. 116 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,861 Come on, baskin, right here. 117 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,144 What, uh... What was With the shooting? 118 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,745 Go ahead, arthur. Tell him. 119 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,816 Not much to it. 120 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,985 Gun went off. Luckily Nobody got hurt. 121 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,487 Oh, come on. Let's not Mince words, dietrich. 122 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,455 What's going on Here? What happened? 123 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,257 I'll tell you what happened. 124 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,560 Chuck-o here walked up to Me, stuck his gun in my face, 125 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:54,397 Cocked the hammer, was About to pull the trigger, 126 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,566 And dietrich knocked his arm Away just as the gun went off 127 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,958 And thereby saved my life. 128 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,140 Yeah, it was Something like that. 129 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,541 Mnh-mnh! Mnh-mnh! Mnh-mnh! 130 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,665 It was exactly like That, and you know it. 131 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,701 Excuse me. 132 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,074 Adrenaline's funny stuff, huh? 133 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,757 I wouldn't beg like this 134 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:24,660 If it wasn't a Life-and-death situation. 135 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:29,232 For the last time, stop Drooling on my baseball. 136 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,567 Sorry, sorry. You Understand what I'm... 137 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:32,868 How's it going, woj? 138 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,170 Okay. 139 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:38,541 Just the clown keeps Begging all over my desk. 140 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,343 Run a make on him? 141 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,578 Yeah, uh... It checks out. 142 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,147 Billings, montana. 143 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,448 Oh. 144 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,116 He's got a clean record, though. 145 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,484 He was even in the service. 146 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,585 Really? 147 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,487 I was in the army. 148 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,843 Navy. 149 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,648 Oh, yeah. Boats, right? 150 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,300 How long were you in The navy, mr. Kendall? 151 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,668 Four years. 152 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:09,172 Fellas... Isn't there some way 153 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:13,176 We could straighten out This little... Error on my part? 154 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,912 If I could perhaps Apologize to this man, 155 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:19,115 Offer him a couple of Bucks for the inconvenience. 156 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,985 I'm afraid not, mr. Kendall. 157 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,620 I got a plane to Catch back to billings! 158 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,922 Tough toenails. 159 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,524 You miss a flight To billings, buddy, 160 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,559 You've got a hell of a Wait for the next one. 161 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,895 Sit! 162 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,164 Another outburst like that, 163 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,355 I'll handcuff Your lips together. 164 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,360 Stern, but effective. 165 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,577 Could you hurry It up a little bit? 166 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,612 Because I really have To get back to work. 167 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,715 So soon after the breakdown? 168 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:56,618 Listen, I just got a little Wound up, that's all. 169 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,788 You know, it's One of those days. 170 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,857 You know, I mean Imagine if you had to look 171 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,725 At these blips all day long. 172 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:05,662 Scurrying here And darting there. 173 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,798 I mean, one of them Might be a tour to hawaii. 174 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,432 Mm-hmm. 175 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,469 And these blips are My responsibility. 176 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,505 I have to personally guide 177 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,041 That little green pulse of light 178 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,244 Safely through my area. 179 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:25,915 Those people's Vacations depend on me. 180 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,851 Uh, look, uh... 181 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,719 How would you like to go on one? 182 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:32,021 One what? 183 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,990 Vacation. 184 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,093 I have two weeks Coming ip un august. 185 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,929 Look, why don't you let Me speak to your superior? 186 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,231 Maybe I can get that Moved up a little bit. 187 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,933 Do you think you could? 188 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,468 Oh, hey, just let me try. 189 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,004 I would appreciate that. 190 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,162 Yeah. So would the Tourist industry. 191 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,343 Hmm? 192 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,680 Sir, mr. Kotterman's all set. 193 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,215 Okay, thank you, levitt. 194 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,449 You're welcome, sir, 195 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,151 I mean, considering I Wasn't even prepared. 196 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,653 - levitt! - well, I... 197 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,955 All right, uh, Maybe at lunchtime 198 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,124 You can run home and change. 199 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,558 Thank you, sir. 200 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,228 I already thought of that, But with lunchtime traffic... 201 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,130 We'll see how it goes, sir. 202 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,832 Fine, fine. 203 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,421 Fine. 204 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,070 Kotterman: captain, I'm all done. 205 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,638 Thank you for your cooperation. 206 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,273 Glad we could be Of help this time. 207 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,542 Did you sign a complaint? 208 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,610 Hey! 209 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,845 I don't care about my lips. 210 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,512 You can't go through with this. 211 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,514 All right, kendall. That's enough. Sit down. 212 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,850 I'm putting you in the cage. 213 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,218 Please call this number. 214 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,319 Just ask for monahan. He'll explain everything. 215 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,754 Come on, let's go. 216 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,656 I'm going to go Crazy in there. Please. 217 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,626 Damn it! My life is in danger! 218 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,127 Oh, no! 219 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:49,265 You're not going to keep me Up at night racked with guilt! 220 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,855 Call the number. 221 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,010 All right, wojo. Try the number. 222 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,845 Thank you, thank You. God bless you. 223 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:03,980 Okay, okay. 224 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,982 Thanks. Thank you. 225 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,650 God bless you. 226 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,540 Right. Sit. 227 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,222 I'm stopping. 228 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,157 That's it. 229 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,214 No more. 230 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,720 Thank you. 231 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:31,462 Dietrich... Um... 232 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,144 I owe you a debt 233 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,636 Which I will never be Able to repay totally... 234 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,419 But I'm going to try like hell. 235 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,855 Hey, it was nothing. Forget it. 236 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,357 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 237 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,659 Listen, it's part of the job. 238 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,517 You would have done The same thing for me. 239 00:10:56,123 --> 00:11:00,158 I'm afraid I'm going to have To insist you respond to that. 240 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:10,168 Don't you want to know The facts, mr. Monahan? 241 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,072 Yes, I understand. 242 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,121 Mr. Monahan's with The justice department. 243 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,089 We're not supposed to Do anything with kendall 244 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,590 Till he gets here. 245 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,493 And that's it? 246 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,695 Something about opening A whole can of worms. 247 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,153 Is that lunch, then? 248 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,537 Hello. 249 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,261 Stop! 250 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,544 All right, you With the mustache, 251 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,279 Walk on by. 252 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,980 Come on, go through. 253 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,904 Come on, go through. 254 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,378 You can continue. 255 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,999 I take it you've made Provisions for mr. Baskin? 256 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:07,503 Uh, yeah, barn, but I figured Air travel was inappropriate, 257 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,727 So I booked him On a loco-motive. 258 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,301 You didn't think I had Another one in me, did you? 259 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,883 Mr. Monahan. 260 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,885 Oh, my god. Who's In charge here? 261 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,587 I'm captain miller. 262 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,422 For heaven's sake, miller, 263 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,791 Why didn't you just stick Him in a display window? 264 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,059 I'm not too sure I understand What's going on here. 265 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,161 I'm chester monahan, 266 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,862 Counsel for the Justice department. 267 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:37,433 Which I take it has some kind Of interest in mr. Kendall? 268 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,035 Interest in kendall? 269 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,828 Captain, we created kendall. 270 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,975 Will my office do? 271 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,177 Yes, thank you. 272 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,213 Listen, what's going on? 273 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,047 This will just take a few Minutes, mr. Kotterman. 274 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,150 Thank god you got here, monahan. 275 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,807 They were out for blood. 276 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,024 You made a mistake Coming back here. 277 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:05,060 You could have been killed. I don't care about that. 278 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,552 But you made us look bad. 279 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,424 He's here to help me. 280 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,340 Uh, dietrich... 281 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,343 Hey, I've got two Fifth-row orchestra seats 282 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,278 For the philharmonic tonight. 283 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,247 You want them, they're yours. 284 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,371 No, thanks. I'm busy. 285 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,652 Well, uh... 286 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,754 It'll mean calling In a lot of favors, 287 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,591 But, uh, I think I can get you Into studio 54 this saturday. 288 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,281 I was there for the opening. 289 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,231 Uh, arthur, look, I've got Three vacation days coming. 290 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,733 Take them. 291 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,802 Harris, you don't Owe me anything. 292 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,036 Look, I'm sorry, man, 293 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,105 But that's just the Way I feel, you know? 294 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,775 So if there's anything, I Mean anything you want, 295 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,877 Please, feel free to ask. 296 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,645 Can I call you ron? 297 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,781 No. 298 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,171 I knew that was pushing it. 299 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,219 His name is not kendall. 300 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,955 I didn't think he Looked like a kendall. 301 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,991 I didn't choose The name, anyway. 302 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,548 That's somebody else's job. 303 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:16,231 And, uh, your job, Mr. Monahan, is, uh...? 304 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:20,870 Captain, in 1975, Kendall testified 305 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:25,608 Against some very powerful And dangerous people. 306 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,910 They were all convicted. 307 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,613 And as a witness, His life was in danger, 308 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,615 So you gave him a new identity. 309 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,952 We found that keeping them Alive provides an incentive 310 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,186 To the others. 311 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,989 I can see where it would. 312 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,190 Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,593 There's only one Problem, mr. Monahan. 314 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:49,398 Your mr. Kendall has Committed armed robbery. 315 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,922 So? 316 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,604 So he's under arrest. 317 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,442 No, I'm afraid that's Out of the question. 318 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,844 No, no. You don't Seem to understand. 319 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,912 This is a citizen's complaint. 320 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,849 We have no power To drop this charge. 321 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,685 Then the citizen will Have to be persuaded. 322 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,121 Oh, maybe duty to country, Protecting a human life... 323 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,912 That sort of angle. 324 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,628 I'm afraid that sort of angle 325 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,330 Is not going to Be very effective 326 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,999 With a shopkeeper who's Been robbed five times. 327 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,868 Mr. Kotterman is quite anxious 328 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,436 To see mr. Kendall in prison. 329 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,805 And I sympathize with him. 330 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,575 Kendall is the Scum of the earth... 331 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,911 A snitch, a lowlife, Petty criminal 332 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,847 Who'd turn in his grandmother 333 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,816 If he thought it Would benefit him. 334 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,084 He should be in jail. 335 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,021 He should be removed from Human society permanently. 336 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,255 But it's my job 337 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,949 To protect that Valueless, insignificant life. 338 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,664 You enjoy your Work, mr. Monahan? 339 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,821 Love it. 340 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,539 All right. Come On, baskin, let's go. 341 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,974 Well, where are we going? 342 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,742 Downstairs for pictures, prints, 343 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,576 And then to the hospital. 344 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,645 Hospital? No... Well, listen. 345 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,647 I-I'm... I'm not ailing. 346 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,915 They'll help you. 347 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,482 I'm just a little tired. 348 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,818 They'll let you sleep. 349 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:16,842 Come on. 350 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,022 Oh, afternoon. 351 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,091 Can't tell by you. 352 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,693 Beg your pardon? 353 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,062 Uh, nothing. 354 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,185 Oh. 355 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,288 Come on. 356 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,773 Captain, may I ask you Now what's going on? 357 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,075 Uh, yes, mr. Kotterman. 358 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,010 This is mr. Monahan. 359 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,178 He's with the Justice department. 360 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,546 He has a few Words to say to you. 361 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,681 This is mr. Kotterman. 362 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,016 - how do you do, sir? - how do you do? 363 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,450 Mr. Kotterman, 364 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,753 Although the robbery which Occurred in your establishment 365 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:54,044 Was unfortunate, I'm afraid that we... 366 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,092 Hmm? 367 00:16:57,116 --> 00:17:00,062 We, the federal Government, that is, 368 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,832 Are forced to ask you to Indulge us in this matter. 369 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,735 What matter? 370 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,903 Wojo. 371 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,739 He's right. What do you Want with my indulgence? 372 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,907 Mr. Kotterman, 373 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,366 Mr. Kendall here is not Who he appears to be. 374 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,513 I'm not. I swear. 375 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,316 He's actually somebody else. 376 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,719 This is gibberish! 377 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,923 All federal people talk That way, mr. Kotterman. 378 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,313 Well, they do. 379 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,161 Mr. Kotterman, what Mr. Monahan is trying to say 380 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:36,665 Is that mr. Kendall here... That's not his real name... 381 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,769 Mr. Kendall was given a new Identity by the government 382 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,203 For his protection. 383 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,608 You see, he was a witness In a very important case, 384 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:49,011 And, well, if he were To go to jail now 385 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,579 Under the circumstances... 386 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,148 If I were to go to jail, I wouldn't last a week! 387 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,719 All right, eight, Nine days, tops. 388 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:01,490 So, uh, if I don't Press charges? 389 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,692 Then we'll give Him a new identity 390 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,193 And relocate him again. 391 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,328 No! 392 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,164 Excuse me. Did he say no? 393 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,300 An eye for an eye and A tooth for a tooth! 394 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,803 He robbed me! 395 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,071 I want his eye, his tooth, his Whole body sent to prison. 396 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,172 But... 397 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,508 That, too. Captain, Can I go now? 398 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,144 No, you may not go. 399 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,813 No, don't! Please, don't go! 400 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,682 Stay a while. 401 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,905 Captain. 402 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,489 Tell him about the Duty to country, 403 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,690 Protecting a Life, all that stuff. 404 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,691 You remember. 405 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,148 Captain, can I please go home? 406 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,797 Mr. Kotterman, you can Leave whenever you want. 407 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,031 Thanks. 408 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,133 Provided you Understand what it is 409 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:49,171 That mr. Monahan has Been trying to say to you. 410 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,872 The fact of the matter 411 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:55,677 Is that if mr. Kendall goes To jail now, the odds are... 412 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,181 And I know of no Pretty way to put this... 413 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:03,374 The odds are... He will be killed. 414 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,558 You will have the satisfaction 415 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:14,117 Of, uh, seeing him Punished for his crime. 416 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,701 Why don't you, uh, check Over your statement? 417 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:20,902 Levitt, can I have The statement? 418 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:21,926 Sir. 419 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,463 Thank you, levitt. 420 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,611 Okay, have a seat over here. 421 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,113 You can just check It for accuracy. 422 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,282 Ah, yes. 423 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,983 Yes, a-and last christmas, 424 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,186 Somebody gave me One of those, you know, 425 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,688 Those video ping-pong games That you hook up to your tv? 426 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,856 Mm-hmm. 427 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,725 I tell you, that little Ball made me crazy. 428 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,393 I kept trying to talk it down. 429 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,061 Oh, I see. 430 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,163 Yeah. 431 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,664 Have a seat. 432 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,688 Oh. 433 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,538 Barney, the ambulance is Downstairs for mr. Baskin. 434 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,206 Al right, uh, relax. 435 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,542 I'll have levitt take him down. 436 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,777 - levitt? - sir. 437 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,979 You want to run mr. Baskin Down to the ambulance? 438 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,781 Glad to, sir. 439 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,683 - levitt. - sir? 440 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,318 That outfit... 441 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,820 Well, thank you, sir. I, Uh, I had to improvise. 442 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,757 I didn't have enough time To go home, so I rented this. 443 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,291 Rented it? 444 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,494 Yeah, shop around the Corner... Only 20 bucks. 445 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,496 It's tax deductible As a business expense, 446 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,897 So I figured, what the hell? 447 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,732 Good. 448 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,267 Besides, I'd hate To embarrass you. 449 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,291 What if we had a Surprise inspection? 450 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,440 What if? 451 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,576 Right, sir. 452 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,346 Okay, let's go, baskin. The ambulance is waiting. 453 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,880 Uh, levitt, you... 454 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,049 You better wear your Badge on the outside. 455 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,419 Right. 456 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,588 Okay, goodbye, Everybody. Thank you. 457 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,490 Good luck, mr. Baskin. 458 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,325 Happy landings. 459 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,793 You too. 460 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,362 And you will as long as there Are guys like me on the job. 461 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,297 Oh, I don't mean like this. 462 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,734 I know I need a little Rest period now, 463 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,268 But I want you to know 464 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,671 That me and the guys That work with me 465 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,774 Will always take care of you People when you're up there. 466 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,298 And we appreciate it. 467 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,913 Did you realize that it's Safer to fly in an airplane 468 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,682 Than it is to ride in a car? 469 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,351 That's true. 470 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,175 But you don't need a Ramp to get out of a car. 471 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:22,680 Maybe I need a Little rest myself. 472 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,866 Here you go. 473 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,803 File it with the rest of them. 474 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,938 You think I want To look at that face 475 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,573 In my dreams every night? 476 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,309 Better he should be set free. 477 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,577 Mr. Kotterman... 478 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,347 The justice department Appreciates it. 479 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,583 Justice? Ha! 480 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:52,776 I had revenge in my heart Just like everybody else. 481 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,916 Revenge is sweet, Captain... Very sweet. 482 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,964 But I'm trying to cut down. 483 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,272 Okay, kendall, let's go. 484 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,674 Oh, mr. Monahan, I Really appreciate it. 485 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,076 You've stained my record. 486 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,378 I'm sorry. 487 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,880 Maybe I couldn't Help myself, and I-I... 488 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,184 You ever heard of kansas? 489 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,586 What? 490 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,356 Thank you, captain. We Appreciate your assistance. 491 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,490 Kendall? 492 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,958 Mr. Monahan, It's a little cruel. 493 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,994 You know what's in Kansas, mr. Kendall? 494 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,796 What? 495 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,287 Wheat. 496 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,695 Sounded like "Wheat"... Didn't it? 497 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:55,417 Well, gentlemen... It's been a long day. 498 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:56,918 Mm-hmm. 499 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,275 Dietrich. 500 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,525 Uh, I'd like to, you know, 501 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,027 Settle this little score Between us once and for all. 502 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,063 Don't you think you're going A little too far with this? 503 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,299 No, I don't. 504 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:13,201 Harris, you're just Making him feel bad. 505 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,671 I'm trying to make Him feel good. 506 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,041 Look, I'm prepared To offer money. 507 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,711 I don't want any money. 508 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,779 Name your price. 509 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,203 $100. 510 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,010 Uh... 511 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,550 $100 it is. 512 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,094 All right. 513 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,041 There you go. 514 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,108 Thanks. 515 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:55,610 Yeah. We're even? 516 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,145 Even. 517 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,049 Hey, dietrich. 518 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,251 Hmm? 519 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,586 Uh, you will cash it? 520 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,231 He wouldn't. 521 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,756 It would serve You right if he did. 522 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,507 Dietrich, don't you Touch that handle! 523 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,865 Dietrich! Dietrich!